News vs NOTNews

TIME thinks Coulter is worthy of the cover, TV yakkers think The Liberal Media is attacking the new Pope (Panzer Kardinal to some: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/), some magazine just did another hatchet job on Rather, and most of the radio and TV yakkers are in a sweat over Hillary Clinton's presidential ambitions. These topics may be news, but they are not NEWS.

NEWS:
1. The actual provisions of the bankruptcy legislation recently signed by the President. Everyone in the banking industry knows them and is smiling.

2. This so-called energy bill the Busheviks are flogging that does nothing for energy conservation, but shifts $30 billion of clean up costs from the oil industry to the taxpayer. The oil industry is smiling.

3. Harassment of Air Force Cadets by Christian wingnuts and the administration of the institution. This is probably a relief to the female cadets who were being harassed last year.

4. An analysis of the reasons the Busheviks would nominate John Bolton to be UN ambassador.

5. A thinkpiece on the dynamics of illegal immigration, the minimum wage, and lobbyists.

6. A study of how many companies in America employ 1.2 million people and have 700,000 of them insured by Medicaid. Can you say Walmart?

7. An analysis of the economic relationship between China and US. Someone said the reason Hitler didn't attack Switzerland is that you don't attack your banker. Any parallel there?

8. How about a historical study of the ever-growing NATIONAL DEBT tied to which party was in power when it grew at faster rates?

Now, those would be NEWS if they bubbled up on the MSM!

The rest of this post will list everything good and sexy about Ann Coulter: