George "Intelligent Design" Bush

Does reading about the buffoonery of the Bush-men make you want to drink liberally? Well, tonight is the night. The theme tonight is"

Bush Could Use a Lesson in Intelligent Design

Recently, Bush said schools should teach "intelligent design."

Since then, the GOP designed an energy bill
that doesn't give us energy independence,
reduce prices at the pump or promote conservation.

Events in Iraq have continued to demonstrate
that Bush's team designed an invasion
without enough troops & with no exit strategy.

And in the midst of it all,
Bush designed himself a nice long vacation.

Their intelligence has been bad; their designs worse.
Maybe teaching "intelligent design" is a good idea
...our own administration could use a lesson in it.

Escape the GOP's designs
and share intelligent imbibing
with like-minded, evolution-endorsing lefties
at our weekly liberal drinking club.

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